The Team

Ernie
Vice-President of Customer Relations

A high-energy, people-focused personality made Ernie a natural fit for the role of Customer Relations VP.

His greetings are perpetually enthusiastic, regardless of the actual time elapsed since he last interacted with the greetee. He finds people intrinsically fascinating, and often spends long periods of time contentedly observing. Never one to carry a grudge, Ernie easily forgives people their foibles (such as not sharing their dinners with him, or neglecting to scratch his back for hours on end).

Ernie also serves as Assistant Vice-President of Enthusiastic Recreation, and has attempted on several occasions to serve on the Can-Do-Ology Birthday Party Planning Committee, but has been forced to resign his position each time due to his dislike of singing and tendency to eat other team members’ cake slices.

Ernie is available for in-person consultations, scheduled around his other commitments: chasing rabbits, watching squirrels, and getting nervous when the school bus makes that squeaky-braking sound.

George
Vice-President of Enthusiastic Recreation

A devotee since birth of both enthusiasm and playtime, George was a natural fit for advising the Can-Do-Ology team regarding joyful outlets for play.

Dedicated wholeheartedly to his mission, George can often be found romping happily in the back yard. When not romping himself, he is often contentedly observing the enthusiastic recreation habits of others, namely squirrels, birds, and the neighbors’ dogs. Favorite enthusiastic recreations include fetching bright pink tennis balls, running across the yard for the sheer joy of running, and wagging vigorously enough to wiggle his entire body.

George also serves as Assistant Vice-President of Customer Relations, and has recently founded the Can-Do-Ology Birdwatching Intramural Team.

George would happily provide Enthusiastic Recreation consultations in exchange for lengthy back scratches, but has thus far been too busy watching the squirrels outside to set up his calendar.