The Team

Ernie
Vice-President of Customer Relations

A high-energy, people-focused personality made Ernie a natural fit for the role of Customer Relations VP.

His greetings are perpetually enthusiastic, regardless of the actual time elapsed since he last interacted with the greetee. He finds people intrinsically fascinating, and often spends long periods of time contentedly observing. Never one to carry a grudge, Ernie easily forgives people their foibles (such as not sharing their dinners with him, or neglecting to scratch his back for hours on end).

Ernie also serves as Assistant Vice-President of Creative Napping, and has attempted on several occasions to serve on the Can-Do-Ology Birthday Party Planning Committee, but has been forced to resign his position each time due to his dislike of singing and tendency to eat other team members’ cake slices.

Ernie is available for in-person consultations, scheduled around his other commitments: chasing rabbits, watching squirrels, and getting nervous when the school bus makes that squeaky-braking sound.

Rosco
Vice-President of Creative Napping

A dedicated student of perfect naps and restful postures, Rosco advises the Can-Do-Ology team regarding preferred methods of sleep.

Unabashedly consumed by his work, Rosco can usually be found testing various napping locations, positions and times. Abiding favorites include curling up in beds traditionally meant for dogs of a considerably smaller stature, sprawling out in sun-drenched parts of the Can-Do-Ology Headquarters’ carpet, and positioning himself so that his head rests squarely on Marissa’s feet.

Rosco also serves as Assistant Vice-President of Customer Relations, and has captained the Can-Do-Ology snowball-chasing team for the past three years.

Rosco happily provides Creative Napping demonstrations in exchange for lengthy belly rubs, though his schedule is typically jam-packed with practice naps and evaluative rests.