The SuperSiblings: Secret Identities Revealed!

Alex: Federal Marshall Samurai

Putting to good use his prized medieval sword, Federal Marshall Samurai is unafraid of danger, of putting the smack down on ignorant fools with too much lip, or of professional urine collection. Having built his reputation on slicing through excuses, slashing B.S. blather, and standing ground that meeker men fled when the going got rough, Federal Marshall Samurai is loyal and steadfast–and fearsome.

Jilayne: EnviroGoddess

When it comes to being green, EnviroGoddess does not take “it ain’t easy” as an excuse. Armed with the flaming triton of the sea creatures to whom she tends, she is on guard for those who do not recycle, cruelty directed at her animal friends, and those mortals who would dare pick her up in a public place and carry her around. Protective friend to those who tread gently on Mother Earth, she is a battle-ready opponent to those who take politics and land for granted, and those guilty of nibbing in others’ business.

Chaz: Kelley SOB (Super Omnipotent Bracke)

Just when you thought the computer lab was an easy mark, Super Omnipotent Bracke strides through the doors, prepared to fight for justice, and for functional Excel formulas. Never one to overstate his own presence, this Kelley S.O.B. follows the advice of Teddy Roosevelt, walking softly but carrying a big stick. His brow may furrow with the strain of pivot tables and accounting principles, but his power remains unwavering.

Marissa: Dual Bullet Bean

Armed with rapier wit and far too much formal education, Dual Bullet Bean greets the world with the curious enthusiasm that belies her lawyerly training and warrior computer skills. Always walking between the worlds of Logical Order and Free Flowing Creativity, she fires at will at those who would harm her family, her pets, or her beloved electronic gadgets. Known for her deadly verbal marksmanship, Dual Bullet Bean is equally laser-sighted with warmth and humor, rendering her an ever-shifting, perpetually evolving foe for those who dare cross her.

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