It’s Time Management, Bitch!

(By the way, this post’s title really only works when read as though you’re impersonating Dave Chappelle, impersonating Rick James. Naturally.)

I freaking loved this post that I found at There’s No Competition in Law School. I have actually had this exact same monologue run through my head on numerous occasions in school:

Time Management, anyone?

My Rant for the Day…

Today, noon: Summary judgment brief due.

Today, 10:30 am: Class. Only 30 out of 75 people are there.

Can’t anyone manage their time? Come on people, if you really need that last hour and half to finish your brief, you’re screwed. We’ve had the assignment for 30 days. I’m not saying that you need to be done with it days ago or anything, but realistically if you are still working on it an hour before it is due you are a) extremely neurotic or b) you just don’t have any idea how to manage your time.

I could understand the argument that you didn’t have time to prepare for class today, but the prof told us yesterday that she would not be employing the Socratic method. It was a freebie…

Oh, by the way, for those of you who skipped today, she gave us some answers to the final. No, you cannot have my notes. Yes, I’m being a bitch.

(source: There’s No Competition in Law School)

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